On the heels of writing my second so called movie review, I have decided to put a few of my literary masterpieces up on the internet for the reading pleasure of my friends…..or displeasure. So I go this site and they ask for a username. Every single name I try was already in use. Then finally I try a phrase I used to say often in school, “Pepsicated Lumbricoides”. Don’t bother googling it, it doesn’t mean anything, I made it up long ago. Apparently no one has used ‘pepsicated’ before. This alone proves that my childhood was uniquely legendary! Okay then, lets get started…..